Top Ten Reasons Why Apple Sucks More Than George Bush
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George W's presidency and Apple's trendy comeback will probably go down in history as one of the most baffling co-occurring mental illnesses in millennial American history. If I took a bet on who will leave a deeper hole in the growing emptiness of the American conscience, it would be evil iProduce for the win!
1. iArrogance
Bush thinks he's a genius, but constantly reminds us he's not. Apple thinks they're geniuses, and you're a moron.
2. iNherently Evil
90% of the world hates Bush, and knows why. 90% of the world hates Apple, and they have no clue why.
3. iDesuetude
Bush can only serve eight years and despite his failures, his term will end - we can start anew. Apple's term has lasted 32 years and despite it's failures - it shows no signs of ending. There is no God and Apple killed Nietzsche.
4. iDiscrimination
Bush makes fat people richer. Apple bashes fat people on national television.
5. iCyborg
Bush sounds like a computer when he speaks. Steve Jobs makes love to computers while he speaks.
6. iVanity
Bush wants to conquer parts of the world in the name of defeating terrorism. Apple wants to name the entire world after it's favorite computer... for no reason at all.
7. Boredom iFactor
Bush's addresses can put you to sleep in under five minutes. Steve Jobs' addresses make you want to poke out your eyes, tear off your ears, and hit yourself in the kidneys after 60 grueling minutes.
8. iDeficit
Bush wants us to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to repair Iraq. Apple wants us to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to replace our rectangle iPods with square ones.
9. iUgliness
Bush dresses like a stiff capital pig. Apple representatives dress like members of the Blue Man Group.
10. iWarming
Bush's decisions make lands far far away overheat. Apple makes everything in your house overheat.
Sad thing is, George Bush probably can't even operate a Mac.
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not very compelling reasons.
you are an idiot.
APPLE IS THE BEST!
Thank you for these reasons. I can now piss on iTards for thier stupidity. =D viva le revolution.
Nice work killing two birds with one stone, by the way =D
Someday, the world will know the truth, and it will not start with an "i"
/roar
This my friend was a great blog post. I own a blog that just tells people things that suck. This blog post of yours pleased me though. I actually laughed a few times, you're pretty funny.
I'll definitely check out your other stuff.
That was simply awesome. Number 5 was the best for me! I can't stand Steve Jobs and evertime he gets up on the stage it sounds like he's ready to give the "i" to the iMac. Lol :D
Perhaps you wrote #4 as a joke, but Apple does discriminate. My best friend was a star employee -- getting the highest performance ratings, promotions, etc. -- and then became disabled. Not only did Apple have the power to help prevent her from becoming as disabled as she has by telling their workers comp insurer to authorize treatment for that neurodegenerative disease she got as a result of a work injury -- and Apple refused to help -- they have now fired her because she is disabled and can no longer work overtime (e.g. like a slave as she used to, when she did the job of several people). Decency is a foreign concept to Apple. She was loyal to that company, and they treated her like shit.
Sorry to hear about your friend. I know the corporate world can be cold, you would think a company as "colorful" as Apple would stand up for it's employees.
But then again, we're talking about an organization so focused on it's proprietary rights and elitist attitudes, maybe it's not that surprising.
Amen. I posted some "customer feedback" to their discussion board and apparently "Dear Bob (tumalo), Apple removed your post on Apple Discussions titled "Apple 4G *****?" because it contained the following: Rude or inappropriate language Non-constructive rants or complaints"
Boohooohooo . . .they couldn't handle the fact I posted something negative about the 4G Nano so they clipped it. Chumps
Ipod has almost eliminated the record industry and has made musicians a lot poorer. If you think they were overpaid in the first place, then you are happy.
The overpaid musicians are the ones who make their money selling concert tickets. The underpaid musicians who don't have a multi-million person following are the ones apple is killing by selling their music on iTunes without asking and not paying them for it. Apple is the prime example of corporate evil while appearing to be "cool, hip, and different." I hope Jobs dies a horrible painful death.
Haha. Excellent! I can never really understand why people like Apple products so much. Because they look pretty is a kiddy reason. Apple overprices everything. For a much lower price, you can get a computer with the same specs. For the same price you can get one with much better specs. And it wouldnt be locked-up like a Mac. As for Ipods, there is a bunch of third-party software out there made to "allow" Ipods to do what a regular mp3 player already does. Maybe people are just too busy looking at how nice it looks to notice there is actually much better stuff around.
iMen brotha!
Apple and nObama suck @$$
He's just jealous because he can't afford a mac. Macs are great!! You can't do half the things on a PC anywhere nearly as easy as a mac!! And yes the apple people ARE geniuses. And 90% of the world hate mac cos they're JELOUS =] you know i'm right. Oh and my old PC overheated SO much that it actually melted some of the wires. Then i got a mac and that NEVER happens =] just making my point and blazing you.
@Aperson
The reason why you can't do half the things on a PC as easily as on a Mac, because Macs are for 'tards who don't want to learn how to actually use a computer. 90% of the world is actually smarter than you, and it is you who is JELOUS [sic] that you can't actually learn to use a computer properly. 90% of the world can't be wrong.
By the way, Microsoft owns 98% of the computer market, and that includes anything Apple. Why? Apple makes most of its money on hardware sales, and shares the profits of software with Microsoft, with most of the proceeds going to Microsoft. Apple users usually want to dual boot Mac + Windows, so Microsoft makes a ton of money by licensing the losers Windows. Also, most Mac users know that iWork sucks, so they need to use Microsoft Office, which is again money in Microsoft's pocket. Apple = Microsoft's puppet and external R&D
thank you for this.
ya.. that was full of facts... not. iDon't understand (see how stupid that looks) how you can relate a president to a computer first of all, and secondly, you no only missed the entire point of mac. vs. pc, but you made no valid points of why in the hell i'd buy a pc. only that.. you in fact hate george bush and like writing all your headings iLike iThis. Which is a little artsy and homo. sincerely, bitch boy <3
lol
Apple is a computer? I thought it was a company run by a group of people...
I was trying to say Macs are better than PCs? I don't remember even mentioning the two together...
Either I didn't write this, or you didn't read it o.O
Well i won't say obama sucks......but this is one heck of a article. Good for dissing bush and apple. imen...
Btw @bitch boy- Well pretty much everyone hate bush.....after all he's the one that proved darwin's law that monkey's human's predessor, and anyways since when mac and pcs were together...
Very nice indeed, digging apple into the ground by comparing them. To a president!
Good thing it isn't the other way around: apple is the government and sends 6 billion dollar Itanks to Iraq (lol, I-Raq)
Apple products could've been better if they didn't cost twice as much as it's comparable products.
Thank you for this amusing pwnage.
hi guys I'm sure that you are not mac Users but this is not the point. in my case I'm one of those bastards you wanna name that shit in the same way. so far I can see every one is a MF freak suckers who use windows and those shits...
anyway people who need to use a real computer with a real software just bye a apple computer. you're frustrated because you don't have money in order to buy un of these machines.
if you don't want to follow the bulls you must THINK DIFFERNT!!!
ipod iphone is awesome and that's the truth. you cannot say the same about that shit named ZUNE. and is the only hardware in this level microsoft has. and of course their don't have any computer.
well bye bastards....
I hate to see this simplistic shit.
Yes, bush did some stupid things but there are sooo many people hating bush without a reason (and adoring Obama without a reason too). But I don't know really what could be wrong with Apple. Apple, 32 years of failures? I think microsoft made as much failures as Apple. This fanatic creator should think better before creating this.
I pity people who say " i had a old computer with windows (3.1) for long time i then shifted to mac and its wonderful"..People please grow up and compare wisely
After apple shited to intel, the hardware in mac and PCs are the same... at any point of time in the market, PC configurations can outclass macs easily.
If you want the best hardware out there you HAVE to get a PC.... (except for if you are a baby who cannot search for a product by yourself) and if you got a PC you HAVE to have windows in it.Its the best operating system available for a PC.. (Linux is too buggy and software free).
So right now sensible computing = PC
Remind me, Which company bailed out the other to the tune of 150 million dollars in 1997? Yeah, that bite mark in the logo is from Microsoft.
Haha well researched JAK.
http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/08/opinion/the-appl
I have a mac pro, and it works great. But after my iPhone breaking a month out of warranty n apple refusing to fix it and giving a genuinely overall shit customer service (the phone has still not been dealt with) - i'm fed up with apple.
Out of spite I wouldnt buy another phone from them ever again, and my next computer will probably be a PC.
It's a dire shame because they have a great potential, however shitty customer service and their a little too eager 'fanclub' are both ruining and creepy, respectively.
Wow! you are really having a battle here! I used to like apple cuz of the elegance... that's stupid. I dont think anyone is better than the other, but for what I see here, see more much reasons to buy a PC than an apple product
I love pcs there great
All macs should be uthinated it ate up 100 dollars of my iTunes gift card!
I could buy a Quad-Core
One 2.66GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon "Nehalem" processor
3GB (three 1GB) memory 640GB hard drive 1
18x double-layer SuperDrive
NVIDIA GeForce GT 120 with 512MB
for ONLY $2,500
or a Windows based computer with better specs, For about $600.
I would tell you where you could find a Windows computer, but this blog doesn't want me to tell you that its on tigerdirect.com ^_^
btw i find it hilarious when Mac fanboys start off on how "PC's" suck. It's funny because they are also slandering their Mac which is a "Personal Computer" (As in, they don't have a basement full of processors just for one computer).
Although, I do give credit to Apple for brainwashing most of their customers...
i find it hilarious that mac fanboys main argument is that we are jealous and we dont have enough money to buy a mac. but most of them dont know crap about computers, we like pc's because they have better specs for a fraction of the price
Apple is for Puppets!
After reading the comments, I'm not sure what the article was trying to portray. Do you hate Apple and love Macs or what? I get that you're not too keen on George Bush and that's understandable.
Personally I have a problem with any computer that uses a Mac OS because it does not give the user the beauty of using all the lovely keyboard shortcuts of a PC.
I'm all about keystrokes and for me, Windows platform is the only thing that's ever been invented that makes sense.
Best of luck with your hubs, you write well, by the way and I'll be keen to see what other snippets of information you can bring us.
mac - a purely moronic from of a pc.
ipod - a purely moronic form of an mp3 player.
iphone - a purely moronic form of a mobile phone.
ipad - hahahahahahahaahahhahahaha. its derogatory to a human conscious.
Apple is the super-villan, it hates unity, it doesn't want to make super-ultra compatible machines(like r2d2) but it wants us to use only products with hyper-less compatibility at very high price!
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WOW, all the apple hater are FAGS! You guys are just jealous that you can afford the Apple Products and now are bashing them! You guys need to get LAID! Peace out bitches,
Posted from my 2010 17" MacBook Pro, 3.02Ghz, 8GB DDR3 1066 RAm, 512GB SSD HD, DUAL 512mb Vid Cards. $6100.
Oh you MAC LOVERS OUT THERE..TELL ME ONE THING OF PERFORMANCE U LOVE ABOUT MAC EXCEPT FOR BOASTING..'LOOK SEE I HAVE A MAC...SEE HOW COOL IT LOOKS'. They are overprices piece of shit and you all know it but you have to love it after spending your two months salary on a PC. But yeah some one truly said..Apple should be given credit to brainwash people. Anyways, most of dumb shallow human on this earth need only things to SHOW OFF whether bee clothese, gadgets or themselves. Apple cashes that quality!
The iPhone is a giant piece of junk. When it stops functioning properly, which it frequently does, Apple does nothing to help their customers. They are completely useless.
Great list. iHate Apple as much as the next rational man.
everything has its strenght and weaknesses,
windows= fast
linux= secure
macs= pieces of shit wich i cant even play my games on, they restrict everything just to make it more "secure" but the truth is that they want to restrict our freedom.
ps. i wrote this comment on an ipod touch (jailbroken ofcourse)
If you know nothing, don't say something.
bad research, microsoft puppet
nonsense, bullshit
Dude... you own the djm.com url... ffs all u do is rant, i want this url to start my career.
Mocking President Bush? No ... Bush was ... let's say ... okay. Better than Obama.
Apple? NO SIR NO! APPLE IS HORRIBLE! YOU ARE TOTALLLY RIGHT ABOUT APPLE ROTTEN ARROGANT SPOILED. One DA*NED company.
You are idiots.
PC's running Windows are cheaper because they RUN WINDOWS. ...And there is absolutely NOTHING I can't do on my mac that I could do on my previous Windows-running PC. Just because the general UI is for people who want simpler stuff doesn't mean the functionality isn't available--you're just too lazy to figure out how to do it. ...In fact, I can do more with my Apple computer than I could with my PC. Because I figured it out.
Enjoy complaining about a clearly better product. In terms of a lasting product, reliability is what counts, and Apple products have FAR superior reliability.
OUT!
As a new Mac owner - after a Dell PC at home died under complicated circumstances - one of the key things I have noticed is the dumbing down. Simple things like using MSCONFIG or commands like CHKSDSK /F appear not to exist although I have found the DOS prompt! Where the registry is no one can tell me. Other complaints include the lack of a separate delete and backspace key not to mention page up and down commands on the keyboard. I would never switch my business to macs.
Even more troubling is the overwhelming Arrogance that you encounter almost in everything Apple related. Applecare tech reps are not impressive after you've become used to using level 3 Dell reps Rabid fanboys add nothing to the equation nor does the additional expense. I may have bought my first and last Mac. But hey it looks cool and my 10 year old likes it.
@RJR
Hahahahahahaha oh wow. Dos prompt? Registry? In osx? Really???
You are so many different kinds of stupid I don't even know how to approach it.
Do us a favor - keep your uneducated opinion to yourself and Go back to using windows, it's the what people as dumb as you deserve.
Apple is a bunch of obamacommies.
iKnow the reason why I bought a Mac:
Because Apple products are STYLISH.
All Mac-haters can go whining here about "better hardware configuration", "fraction of the price", but in the end, they got an ugly, buzzing, large crate of their beloved "components".
Now, look at me. I am writing this post on my Mac Mini. This little box sits here on the table, the side that faces me contains only a DVD drive and a gentle, white diode that indicates its on (not that crazy, red-green blinking disco stuff that can be found on most PC towers), and it won't make a sound.
Please come to understand that most of the world doesn't care about computer entrails. Even I, as a programmer and power-user, don't care. Why should I? I don't waste my time playing games and I do not develop any performance-critical business software.
Wow...what else to say. I see here no people having real computer knowledge. People are comparing 2 different things here...Apple and PC's....Apple is only an OS. The thing is that they build their own drivers to fit the hardware they use. Mac OS is a strong OS compared to Windows in terms of memory control, stability and security...but this is NOT BECAUSE they have good programmers...IT IS BECAUSE THEY RELY ON A UNIX SYSTEM!!!! I hate Apple because they make money over an OS they haven't even built. What they did is they took the best OS freely since the people who created it believed in a better world with open source and they made it the most restrictive OS ever! Its a Closed Open source OS. A Mac is costly because you have to pay for the commercial and for the special drivers and for the brand. A real good OS is Linux Or Unix. Try Ubuntu, OpenSuse, CentOS and more before saying a Mac OS is great. Its a scrappy version of Unix.
I hate how people comment on computers when they dont know shi* about it.
Why do you think the server industry is based on Linux and Unix?
And for people saying open source is buggy or not great, its because you dont know how to program.
For example, an average security problem is usually solved by Microsoft in 3-6 months.
On a FREE...yes FREE linux OS, the average correction time is 22 minutes....
Mac should put more money on programmers rather than on marketing.
And btw, Windows 7 is still a poor technology OS.
I'm tired of those pointless discussions
@Guess who
While you're online buying stylish purses and watching Twilight with your stylish portable DVD player with a browser and a webcam, I'm playing intense first-person shooters with people around the world. And I have Vista which was PC's poorest OS. Who gives a sh- crap if your computer is stylish? What can it do? I picture you wearing alot of light blue and pink and holding a tiny white poodle. Just so you know what image you have created for yourself.
The people who run Apple are control freaks who limit your freedom to increase their profit. I hope Droid shuts them down.
Ipod touch and iphone suck dick unless you jailbreak them then you can steal cash from apple and get free apps lol
Plane nd simple ppl apple sux cuz they limit there crap I don't know much about how computers work so u can bash on me for that as much as u want idc but I'm not gona pay 200$ for a phone nd then be told wat way to hold it...nd I hate they they r so cocky they think they r the #1 in the moble indestry....nokia has been number one for 12yeara nd still is
very funny.
perhaps you should add the following as well:
iSuicide
Bush made many GIs commit suicides in Iraq;
Jobs in the first half of 2010 alone drove 13 Chinese assembly workers crazy and they jumped off factory buildings.
Apple's business model is to take something basic, lock it down so it has a limited life span, zero control for the user force them to rely on Apple for such simple things as new batteries, but make it look cool (to draw in the suckers) and over price it. We can knock it all we want, but in a sense it's good business; it has allowed Apple to survive. They have a niche. I think if Apple tried to compete head to head with PCs they'd fail. Oh that's right in fact they did fail, and that's now why they're selling eye candy to people that don't know better. But I only have 25 years experience with computers, and yes, I have used Apple computers, a) at university and b) at one of my previous employers (before they got rid of the lot of them and moved 100% to PCs).
How the minions use reversed labels to trample the Apple uprising
I would say if the Cakes inside of the Apple Products are to stay there forever, why would you buy an apple product?
That was funny, seriously.
You guys scare the sh1t out of me. What the f%^k is up with calling people gay just because you disagree with them? So what? He likes PC - good for him, good for his wallet - and he likes Apple products - good for him, bad for his wallet.
So, @Fudge, Bill Melater, etc., I'm saying this on behalf of the rest of the world. It is because of aggressive, narrow-minded people like you that America is one of the least popular countries in the world. Lighten up and learn that being gay doesn't change anything, being able to join whatever political party you want is a must for a free country and that when you disagree with someone you shouldn't attack them but debate the issue with them properly. That is how to separate the intelligent from the plain dumb. (Guess where you fall....)
Before you accuse me, I am not gay or a communist. I am simply a disgusted European who finds the fact that there are still so many ignorantn and aggressive people in America really frightening. I bet you guys think that all Muslims are stupid or something equally ridiculous. (And before you attack me of being Muslim, no I am not.) At least it explains why people like George Bush and those idiots who burn books exist. Come to Europe and we'll teach you. Just don't bring your attitudes.
Good day,
Do you heard what steve jobs said when he introduced IPAD?
He said it will change the way we use our computers & it will be use more?
He reiterate that it will not just a multimedia or just a gaming tablet, but when people checked & see that its only mostly multimedia piece of crap, apple fanboy said that its OK because I bought it for email, watching movies & surfing web (a typical fanboy that if you will see the negative side of APPLE products they will change their tune & still defend APPLE) those are morons because I have APPLE products that I know I need & only my kids will use - ipods & me my macbook air for my business trip-because its so light, then the rest of the products of APPLE are old technology with flashy appearance)
APPLE IS THE MOST EXXAGERATED COMPANY IN THE WORLD, ASK ALL EDITORS OF ALL TECH MAGAZINE IN THE WORLD...
Every products he ( Steve Jobs ) will sell to the public is the superior, most advance, will change the future, latest techology, the best, all words that will catapult his brand that they are the no. 1...
But did you checked all their products that only good aesthetically but the hardware inside is like only emachines or compaq products only with IOS & flashy outside appearance & they will sell it 3 times the price of other brand with the same hardware specs, i have mac book air & ipods in my house but I seen ASUS,TOSHIBA,PANASONIC,SONY,SAMSUNG,FUJITSU who has better specs, hardware wise than APPLE but much cheaper price.
I will give the commendation to APPLE the award of BEST MARKETING & DESIGN COMPANY- thats all... They don't have manufacturing facilities, no parts factory & even their OTHER engineers who give some advancement about their IPODS, IPHONE & IPAD was from OTHER small company they have tie-up with, I know as I have friend who work with this small company they are connected to.
Please to those people commenting, don't bash people or say that you know this & that about APPLE & other products if you don't have it & if you do have one - research other products too even they were made by small companies or made from other country because they are more better in hardware specs. than APPLE. Also if you really know the company if you work there or you know someone who work there, tell the truth not just because you want to defend the company as you spent your hard earned money already thats why you have to disagree with anybody trying to put mud at your products that you bought that even in your personal life doesn't really help you & makes you happy (most people defending company even they sold you an inferior products are doing it because of ego & pride - stop that non sense) me if im not happy in one product, im returning it - thats why before I will buy anything I will ask how long will be the returning period & how much the restocking fee if there is (thats why i returned IPAd - its just a TOY) Im excited about the samsung tab & the blackberry tablet that is coming because it will give you more stuff than the ipad & your not making steve jobs being more arrogant person (i know because of my friends told me - hes a prick).
I have lots & tons to say but I'm not favoring any companies here as what I've said, buy the one with the best hardware then try to find it in lower prices than brand recognition & how it looks (like ferrari & bugatti veyron that they put best mechanical parts with great design - unlike APPLE that will put cheap parts but with flashy looks - ask isuppli & other tech cites that opening every APPLE products that they are always shock how cheap & low tech. APPLE parts have in their products, but people will still buy it because it has APPLE logo & it has cool looks.
I think sooner or later people will realize it as like in automobile because when I was still young, americans will just buy dodge, ford & gmc because its big & good looking. Thats why when some european, japanese & korean makers sell their cars here people are rebuking them but when the 2000 comes those european, japanese & koreans has better parts & design to compare to american cars. People now if they have money & they have good credit standing, will not buy american cars but from the other 3 nations who has better specs, parts & design (no american cars anymore)
By 2020, mark my words - tech. companies from ASIA will beat every tech. companies from USA or any part of the world because they have money, workforce & facilities to do all of it. Only GOOGLE (from America) will still flourish because they have arms in every country especially in ASIA and now samsung, sony & every big companies from ASIA has connection with GOOGLE. Think of this, if every ASIA company will stop giving every products & technology they have to APPLE, do you think APPLE will still do business even they have money - NO WAY. NO other countries can manufacture & produce parts like ASIA can do, believe me or not.
Who's the most powerful continent - ASIA - they have everything than any continent...
I'm american & visited almost all ASIAN countries & I was amazed how they are more advance from cars, electronics, textile, toys & so on, From India to china to korea to japan to south east asia - they are more hard worker, disciplined & full of dreams than any continent in the world.
Please stop making lame judgement because you like this & that, only here in the USA people are wasting time & money for the things we don't really need. We're buying this & that because of status not because we really need it, thats how idiotic america is.
Thanks & GOD bless you all...
I own both a PC and a Mac. I'm not saying which one is better than the other, because they both are useful, but I must make one point.
Many people say that Apple products are too pricy. The truth is they're not. If you're comparing shitty HP and Dell laptops, then yeah Apple Macbooks are more expensive. But think about it, how many $1300 notebooks can you buy that can last 7-8 hours of battery life for 4 GB of RAM and i3,i5,i7 processors? Im sure if you were trying to find a notebook that matched these specs, they would be somewhere in the $1300 mark or more. Im talking about IBM and Sony laptops, which are by far way better than low end HP and Dell laptops. Furthermore, Macbooks dont generally burn like HP and Dell laptops do.
I still love Windows because I've been using it for so many years and there are so many applications for Windows, where as Mac only has a handful of software.
What people use macs for are probably for content creation purposes (such as Photoshop, music, etc) since they are portable and reliable and their batteries last a lot longer (these artists probably need to travel alot)
For the other side of argument, people hate Macs not because they cant afford it (a rigged Windows laptop can easily top $2500 like my Sager laptop). It's because they find no use for it.
I totally agree. Apple sucks and they should go give their entire assets to Microsoft. Those guy at Microsoft are great. At least they know how to run things smoothly. I mean everyone liked Windows and the Xbox!
Whoever put "Head Like a Hole" on Bush's playlist is a fuckhead. Head Like a Hole is about how the Christian church constantly wants more money and power.
Apple computers here are generally more expensive than their Windows counterparts. Apple's latest entry level MacBooks and Pros specifications still cannot beat the specs on their windows counterparts for a fraction of the cost. I bought a 4th generation IPod Shuffle for my girlfriend and I must say that it's a wonderful, ergonomic and innovative mp3 player to be used by the visually impaired. I was brought up using Windows and thought of getting my first MacBook because of the free Voiceover feature versus getting a Windows laptop plus having to still purchase JAWS or Window-Eyes talking software for another $1000. But then again there is a free open-source screen reader for Windows called NVDA which is comparable to JAWS. Oh well, guess I'll be still getting a Core I3 320 GB laptop with Windows 7 versus a Core 2 Duo 250 GB plastic MacBook. Apple really does come out with stylish products but too many people owning the same coloured MacBook Pros and IPhones is starting to look like the IRobot movie - not natural, too many things all looking the same = boring. One prefers variety in life just like the myriad varieties that can be found in nature.
@Max I totally agree with you and have been trying to teach the dumb, the arrogant and the ignorant for years how microsoft got alot of its ideas from KDE and apple is just terrible taking open source applications and didnt change UNIX at all you still cannot have more than one user to be logged in at once on my brand new MacBook pro which i only bought to wtite iphone applications in horrible Objective-C and my ubuntu laptop vastly outperforms It in boot time, shutdowns and execution if scripts and applications and everywhere else.
And for all you mac fanboys out there hackintosh (kalyway) runs faster on my 3k computer than it does on my brothers Mac Pro which he pourd 10k into and is quite dissapointed.
And people who do not like Linux need to educate themselves I have never had an IT class in my life and now im a programmer and also commercially deploy linux servers
Posted from a overpriced, jailbroken iphone 4 which boasts about its 2 hour battery life.
apple is gay
apple makes me want to blow my brains out all over the wall behind me : )
Of course apple lovers commenting thins... ANDROID OS BETTER APPLE SUCKS!!!!!
This one made laughed, hard! xDxDxDxD.
I hate apple, every time i see anyone with a apple product i realize how all these products are so useless. apple has sometimes good idea but they cannot make a good product ultra-compatible. Apple fan-boys cannot realize that they are wasting money : for example, when the ipad appears, other tablets came on the market with more compatible components, better spec, better systems... and not so expensive ! I cant understand why apple fanboys buys all these shitty products, only beacause its made from this shitty mark with a funny logo ? Why always use products that we don't need, uncompatible? Where is gone the real computing without shitty "macworld" meeting ? I hate you apple
your a fucking retard, btw, 90% of the world love apple, n u guys r wasting ur time making such gay posts which proves you have no lives.
To quote Jobs, "Microsoft has users, Apple has fans."
Fans is obviously another term for retarded people.
they are offering a product same as others but for a very high price and missing some very fundamental features so that u canserve to them only and they can takemoney form u as n when they want...because they have an apple tag ...disgusting!
Apple Haters are usually Obama lovers. They get mad when they can't afford something (hard work for something??), and want it for free.
If you want stuff for free or cheap (gov welfare health care, cheap copies of Apple products) go ahead and love Obama and hate Apple and get your welfare version, err I mean Windoze copies of Apple ideas.
FUCK APPLE LOVERS!!! THEY'RE JUST GAY AND SOSSY AND JUST LOVE STYLES THAT AIN'T USEFUL!
IN MY OPINION, WINDOWS IS FOR GENERAL USE EVEN KIDS LEARN HOW TO USE IT IN ANY PURPOSES LIKE MS WORD, GAMES, AND EVEN PLAYING DIGITAL MEDIA FOR LOW PRICE AND HIGH QUALITY SPECS.
LINUX, UBUNTU AND UNIX ARE UNCOMMON (YET THEY HAVE AT LEAST USEFUL FEATURES) BUT FOR EDUCATIONAL USE. SOME OF THE SCHOOLS USE THESE OS FOR EDUCATIONAL RESEARCH AND OBVIOUSLY IT'S FREE.
MAC AND APPLE ARE JUST FOR NOTHING, AND FOR STYLES (WHO CARES FOR STYLES WITHOUT USEFULNESS?) THAT ANYONE INCLUDING "greg3", "Guess Who", "Tony" and etc... WASTING MONEY BUYING FOR OVERPRICED YET VERY POOR QUALITY SPECS. APPLE BUYERS ARE JUST BOAST OVER OTHER OS BUYERS LIKE LINUX AND WINDOWS BECAUSE OF THEIR STYLES, BUT NO-THANKS BECAUSE IT'S USELESS!!!
I have an ipod nano 5g and an ipad 1g i fuckin hate both after spending about a thousand dollars to get them. No flash, on ituns on pc all 700 of my songs and my one movie were deleted because i hadent bought anything in a year, also all the things you hear about the ipad keyboard sucking is true and im typing on it right now hurts my wrist like hell, also i looked at the movie meet the spartains, cant buy the high def versain and the standard is 10 dollars wtf!!! I also looked at click wheel games amd even packman is 5 dollars fuck apple not getting i phone i got the droid x much better my sis has iphone and she likes my phone better also 60% of the android apps are free including all of the full angry birds so suck it apple your getting shown up bitch! ( sorry for profanity just really worked up over apple sucking)
The extremely ironic thing here is, all the MAC fanboys use excuses like 'Your PC's unreliable', 'Your PC's noisy', 'Your PC's outdated'. You see, the thing about that is this; unreliability comes from improper use (Ergo, an informed PC user can maintain his PC quite happily with no hiccups). The same goes for the noisiness; it stems from improper usage. As for the outdated comment... well... that's just a little upsetting; that someone could be ignorant. I noticed someone a little way up mock us for loving our 'components'... but it's the components that make the PCs special. It means you can A: Personalize, B: Update, C: Maintain and D: Keep an all-round educated eye on your machine. MACs? I suggest proper maintenance should be performed using a hacksaw and a flask of sulfuric acid... but then, MACs are so reliable I'm sure they'd last through that anyway. As for the size/ appearance issue of PCs... I honestly don't look at the tower that much. When I open it up, I just sit it on the table and unscrew the side (Notice that drooling in a mindless vunder-stupor isn't part of the process). The size... ? How small is your house exactly? That you can't fit a, lets be frank, tiny-in-comparison-to-most-household-objects item in your room? It's absolute nonsense, all of it. The best part about this is I've not even mentioned APPLE as a company. All of these qualms are from MACs alone (I sincerely beg you not to get me started on the rest of their products). All-in-all, they're the tyrannical business-equivalent of an accidental pregnancy. Nobody wanted them, nobody needed them and now that they've realized they were a mistake, they're throwing a tantrum and going all 'alternative' thinking it will 'broadcast their message'. It's ridiculous and an argument that shouldn't even exist.
Amen.
Apple is like the drunk blonde at a party - fun to play with for a while but afterward just a pile of puke...
Well, hopefully, the Apple cult will die off now that the founder of the cult is dead. :)
It would appear to me that some people just hate the product without any knowledge of it. I am surprised by the shallowness of the post and the silliness of some of the comments here. Sounds like a kindergarten discussion.
apple is so much more better than that cheap, worthless thing people call windows
iphone cant even do simple things like sending songs, photos clicked from its own camera !! via bluetooth...and they say iphone 4s has bluetooth 4.0 ....bwwaaahahahahah :D roooofl...ever seen an iphone not jail broken ? !!the device cannot even start w/o first hooking to a PC loaded with itunes! or a mac!...pity on you apple! you call this security..where u dont even allow things to happen!...** GAY MAcs **...they only love thier own made machines ! hahaha...(Mac os cannot be installed on a regular PC architecture w/o hackintosh).
I have a Macbook and I also have prosti friend.
Both are the same. They sport cheap makeups to cover their cheap personalities and appear sociable, if not adorable, to a customer. Yes they will sure look good to someone who is looking for fun. That is Apple Macbooks and Prostitutes.
bush actually is smarter then people make him out to be. he simply doesnt have the social skills to be portrayed as intelligent.
but facts are facts.
bush got better grades then john kerry when he was in college. and john kerry has an iq of 129 and therefor bush has to have an iq of atleast 130 which is 10 points lower then genius
Ppl who hate don't use mac's or lie or just tried it one time. I guess ur age is all around 12-14. so u've been using windows for like 10 years. so when u try a mac for a few secs it will frustrate u, because ur known with windows, not with iOS. If they were this bad then nobody would buy them. U guys know not even 1/100th of computers, but the ppl of apple studied ICT and i think they know it better than u. And about that 90% statement; 1. there is no questionnaire, filled in by all ppl, proving that. and 2. Almost HALF of our world is Asian, those guys who have to make Apple products. So they vote against, while apple is even giving them work! If they don't wanna work, then they have to sit on their ass and get no money. that's how economy goes. u can't fix that. Economy went all wrong when (don't insult me for racist cuz this IS proven) having slaves was prohibited. With slaves europe had a great working triangle. Europe was stronger than Africa so, Europe overpowered them blackies. This may sound unfair but, life is based on 'survival of the fittest' and not 'emotions of the weakest'. they were lucky that some white noobs who fell in love with them blackies pleated them free cuz they wanted to kill economy. the bad economy today kills more ppl than slaverny did in total.
No reply needed cuz all i said is true. If u feel like replying back, i don't care cuz i'll never visit this site anymore.
MAC = Microsoft Admires our Company
Okay..so id been using windows computers forever..from win95 to win7. Then, after my Alienware crashed,,i bought the 2010 i7 13" macbook pro. Im not saying windows is bad, i personally prefer the mac, also im not a pc gamer so my i7@2.7 is good enough for me and i dont find 1100$ very costly. People say the mac os has reduced functionality, only taking into consideration the fact that it has a simple GUI. But you can do almost everything you do on a PC, on a mac, including using ms office @AAA, you just have to figure it out, which will take just 2 days even if ure hopelessly dumb. Definitely macs are not for the hacker ethos or the pc gamers but if ure a normal user or even a working professional, macs do the job better than a pc does. The interface of osx lion is also deifinitely more appealing than win7. Im not saying id buy a comp cus of its os's intuitiveness, but yes, that is a factor. For me. and my circumstances, its a mac win.
All of you Appleheads probably aren't aware that Microsoft designed the first MAC OS. HMMMMMM, what does that say about Apple? I was a staunch Mac user and got tired of finding 1 aisle of Apple software to 100 aisles of PC, paying 30% more for peripherals, and lots of fluff instead of a solid working machine. I just dumped my IPhone4 for an Android because I got tired of dealing with constantly crashing updates to I-Tunes and being stuck with whatever Steve Jobs deemed "proper" despite whatever the rest of the world wanted. Wake up people!
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Apple sucks..
no more ipod for me. im buying a sony mp3 player instead.
steve jobs can play as much as he wants with his itoys. the rest of the world will throw them to the bin sooner or later..